Saturday, November 8, 2008

THE TRAMPOLINE OF DEATH


THIS IS NOT THE SAME TRAMPOLINE OF DEATH I PUT MY POOR TRUSTING LITTLE GIRL ON BUT I WANTED MY SISTER TO SEE HOW HUGE THEY REALLY ARE.





IT'S HARD TO REALLY SEE THIS THING ELEONORE IS ON BUT IT'S A HUGE TRAMPOLINE BUNGEE CORD SET UP RUN BY TWO ZIT FACED TEENAGE BOYS. IT LOOKED LIKE THEY GOT A KICK OUT OF GRABBING THE KIDS BY THE FEET AND POPPING THEM DOWN AS HARD AS THEY COULD ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE SO THEY WERE FLUNG UP INTO THE AIR. IT HAS TO BE SAFE RIGHT? WELL I THOUGHT SO. AFTER WAITING FOR AN HOUR IN LINE THEN WATCHING MY LITTLE ONE GET FLUNG AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL, AND GET CATAPULTED A MILLION MILES INTO THE AIR REALITY STRUCK ME HARD. I WATCHED ANOTHER CHILD STOP LOOK AROUND FOR THE TEENAGE OPERATOR THEN PULL THE HARNESS DOWN AND OFF LIKE IT WAS PAJAMA PANTS. 1 MINUTE BEFORE THIS 7 YR. OLD WAS DOING FLIPS LIKE HE WAS AN ACROBAT IN A CIRCUS. THE PARENTS WERE LOOKING AT THE KID LIKE A BUZZARD JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE LITTLE GUYS EARS WEARING A TU TU AND DUNCE CAP. GUILT GUILT GUILT!!! I WAS MORE THEN HAPPY TO FORK OVER ENOUGH CASH TO FEED A FAMILY OF PYGMY'S FOR A WEEK IN ORDER TO LET MY TRUSTING,VULNERABLE,INNOCENT CHILD GET FLUNG AROUND BY A COUPLE STONED LOOKING 16YR OLD WITH OUT QUESTIONING IF THIS THING WAS SAFE. HHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM.





MY TWO GIRLS AND A FRIEND AFTER ELEONORE WAS OFF THE TRAMPOLINE OF TERROR. SEE HOW SHE LOOKS AT HER SISTER?WHAT'S WITH ALL THE GOOFY FACES SHE MAKES??

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